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THE RACCOONS FAN FICTION

RETURN OF THE POWER RACCOONS

Written by Stephen Ricketts & Jacob Turner

The Raccoons © Evergreen Raccoons Marketing Inc
Michelle Raccoon © Michelleraccoon
Alicia, Melanie & Zoza © Alicia Martin
Jenny Elwood © Jennifer Elliot
Alvin and the Chipmunks © Bagdasarian Productions & DiC Entertainment.
The Weasels © Disney/Amblin Entertainment

NOTE: This is the 36th Raccoons fanfic I have written. And including all 64 adventures of the official Raccoons series, this is also the 100th story of the whole Raccoons series. Also, the first ever Raccoons adventure is 30 years old this year. And there's a hint about it in this story.


THE DARK PANET: THE MOUNTAIN
NARRATOR: 'Inside a mountain, on the Dark Planet light years away from the solar system, the evil Lord Zydos sits on his throne, having recently recovered from his defeat at the hands of Captain Raccoon.'
The evil dragon, Lord Zydos sat on his throne, inside the mountain. Thunder rolling outside. A Ninja Dragon walked in through the cave archway.
NINJA: 'Lord Zydos. The doomsday machine is almost complete.'
ZYDOS: 'Good. And this time, I will be victorious. Jenny and her Earth Raccoon friends will not stop me this time. And to make sure the Earth Raccoons don't interfere, I will vaporise their home planet first. When will the machine be ready?'
NINJA: 'In approximately twenty-four Earth hours, my lord. And this time we won't need the Power Rings to power it. All it needs is gold. We have plenty of that.'
ZYDOS: 'Excellent. My time is almost here.' (laughs evilly)
Spying from a distance was Jenny Elwood.
JENNY: (quietly to herself) 'Lord Zydos will not get away with this. I must journey to Earth right away.'
She used her magic powers and teleported herself away.

EVERGREEN FOREST: THE SNEER MANSION: DINING ROOM
Cyril walked into the room, holding a cake. He placed it on the table, and sat down in front of it.
CYRIL: 'Well, it's that time again.'
Cedric entered the room, followed by Sophia.
CEDRIC: 'Pop? What's going on? It's not your birthday today.'
CYRIL: 'Of course it isn't, Cedric my boy. It was thirty years ago today, since your mother and I got married. And even though she passed away sometime after you were born, I still celebrate it. If your mother was alive today, we would have been celebrating together.'
SOPHIA: 'Aww that's so sweet.'
CYRIL: 'I'd offer you a slice of the cake, but I asked Schaeffer to make a small size big enough for me. I wasn't expecting you two to join in.'
CEDRIC: 'That's okay, Pop. Sophia and I are going to the Evergreen Standard office.'
SOPHIA: 'See ya later, Cyril.'
CYRIL: 'Have fun you two.'
Cedric and Sophia left the dining room.
CYRIL: (holding up a wine glass) 'Happy thirty year anniversary.'

EVERGREEN STANDARD OFFICE
Bert, Ralph and Melissa were working on their latest edition of the newspaper.
RALPH: 'That's all of them.'
MELISSA: 'Now they are ready to be delivered.'
BERT: 'And I'll deliver them. And after that, I'll go to the cafe for a peanut butter soda.'
MELISSA: 'Oh Bert.'
BERT: 'I can't wait to see the Chipmunks again.'
RALPH: 'They all will arrive tomorrow. The nine-eleven benefit concert is gonna rock.'
BERT: 'It sure will. See you later guys.'
Bert left with the bag of newspapers.

BLUE SPRUCE CAFE
Lisa and Michelle were sitting at the bar, talking to each other. The jukebox at the cafe was playing Lisa Lougheed's non-Raccoons' song, "Better 4 Me"
MICHELLE: 'It's your birthday tomorrow?'
LISA: 'Yeah. But I told the others I don't want a surprise party like we did for Sophia recently.'
MICHELLE: 'Did you drop any hints for birthday presents?'
LISA: 'Bert and I went to the Evergreen Mall, and we were looking at this cool blue outfit. It was a light blue t-shirt and navy blue shorts. I told Bert I wished I had one, and he said (mimicking Bert) "Maybe someone will get you one for your birthday". And he winked, so I know he's gonna get me the outfit.'
Bert walked in all exhausted.
LISA: 'Busy delivering newspapers, Bert?'
BERT: 'Yes Lisa.'
SCHAEFFER: (behind the bar) 'You must be thirsty. One peanut butter soda?'
BERT: 'Yes please, Schaeffer.'

OUTSIDE NEAR THE CAFE
Jenny Elwood materialised in the clearing, and she looked around.
JENNY: 'This is the right place. (Spots the cafe) And there's the cafe. The others must be there.'

BACK INSIDE THE CAFE
Jenny ran into the cafe, and saw Bert, Lisa and Michelle.
JENNY: 'Guys, you're here.'
LISA: 'Jenny.'
MICHELLE: 'What's wrong?'
JENNY: 'It's Zydos. He's reconstructed his doomsday machine, and he's serious this time. He's determined to destroy the Earth just to get rid of you all.'
BERT: (mad and determined) 'We can't let that insane Zordrak copycat blow up our home! We'll help you stop him, this time for good.'
JENNY: 'I brought along the Power Rings we can use to stop Zydos. But we're missing someone.'
LISA: 'I'll go get Bentley.'
JENNY: 'Wait.'
Lisa stopped and looked back at Jenny.
JENNY: 'We should all meet up at your club house at night. By that time, Zydos will be hibernating. That's when we can intercept and stop him.'
BERT: 'Right, Jenny.'

OUTSIDE THE RACCOONS' CLUB HOUSE AT NIGHT
Bert, Bentley, Lisa, Michelle and Jenny all stood together.
JENNY: 'Lord Zydos doesn't need the Power Rings this time to run his new Doomsday Machine. This time, he's using gold.'
BERT: (jokingly) 'Somebody better warn Cyril.'
LISA: 'Zydos must be stopped, or everything on this planet (to Bert) including Cyril's gold, is doomed.'
BENTLEY: 'We're ready.'
MICHELLE: 'Yeah, let's do it.'
JENNY: 'Prepare for teleport.'
Jenny raised her hand, and used her powers to teleport herself and the other four raccoons, to the Dark Planet.

THE DARK PLANET
The raccoons all arrived in a canyon area. They saw the dark red sky above, followed by flashes of lightning and cracks of thunder.
JENNY: 'We're near Zydos' lair.'
BERT: 'Man, this place gives me the creeps. It brings back memories from the last time we were here.'
LISA: 'You're not chicken are you, Bert?'
BERT: 'Of course not. We took care of Zydos last time, didn't we?'
MICHELLE: 'We did. And this time it will be for good.'
LISA: 'At least we know things on Earth will be quiet without us for a while.'

PLANET EARTH: EVERGREEN PRISON: OUTSIDE
The alarm siren is heard.
PRISON GUARD: (Voice Over) 'We got a prison break! Eleven escaped convicts! Search and apprehend!'

THE NEXT DAY: THE EVERGREEN STATION
NARRATOR:  'It was ten in the morning, and Ralph and Melissa were waiting at the train station for the Chipmunks and the Chipettes, to arrive.'
RALPH: 'I hope Bert and the others are alright out there.'
MELISSA: 'In outer space? We know they've been out there before, stopping this Zydos character. I hope they all come back alive.'
RALPH: 'Look, the train's coming.'
The train arrived at the station, and Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Brittany and the Chipettes got off the train.
ALVIN: 'Hi guys.'
MELISSA: 'It's nice to see you guys again.'
BRITTANY: 'Where's Bert and the others?'
RALPH: 'They've gone on a dangerous mission on another planet. (To Melissa) Good thing we told George and Nicole that Bentley and Lisa were staying with Cedric and Sophia at Sneer Mansion. Let's hope they don't find out the truth anytime soon.'
ALVIN: 'So Bert and the others have gone on an adventure, without us?'
SIMON: 'Never mind, Alvin.'
THEODORE: 'Least we can do is be here when they get back, right?'
BRITTANY/ JEANETTE/ ELEANOR: 'Right.'
ALVIN: 'Well, okay.'

THE DARK PLANET
Bert and the others reached big steel doors.
JENNY: 'We've reached Zydos' lair.'
BENTLEY: 'Now how do we get inside without alerting those ninja guards?'
JENNY: 'I'll teleport us inside. And if we get spotted, we'll just fight our way to Zydos's machine.'
BERT: (looking up) 'Oh boy, this mountain is huge. Good thing I brought my peanut butter soda with me.'
He got out a bottle of peanut butter soda, and drank some of it.

INSIDE THE MOUNTAIN
The five raccoons materialised inside. Two dragon ninjas spotted them.
DRAGON: 'Intruders. Get them.'
LISA: (pointing her fist) 'Power of Wind!'
His power ring lit up, and the dragons got hit by a gust of wind, sending them straight into a wall, rendering them unconscious.
JENNY: (pointing at a solid wooden door) 'There's a door out of this room.'
MICHELLE: 'There must be more dragons on the other side.'
They ran to the door, and opened it. They ran into a corridor, and gasped at who they saw. It was the Lost Star Cyril Sneer. His Pig Generals, and an army of Bear soldiers.
SNEER: 'Expecting someone else?'
BERT: 'It's the evil Cyril Sneer, from that other planet.'
SNEER: 'You catch on quick, Raccoon. Bears, surround them!'
The bear soldiers surround them.
LISA: (to Sneer) 'What are you doing here at Zydos' lair?'
SNEER: 'Simple, my dear. We've made a deal. When Zydos ceases control of the universe, he has granted me the Earth to rule.'
JENNY: 'Yeah right. Zydos said he was gonna wipe it out.'
SNEER: 'That was before we discovered you were all here. Now Earth will by mine. The whole universe will be Zydos's. And you are all history. Pigs, give the orders.'
PIG GENERALS: 'At arms!'
The bears surrounding the Raccoons raised their laser rifles.
PIG GENERALS: 'Take aim!'
The bears pointed their rifles at the five raccoons. Bert was scared the most at what was about to happen.
NARRATOR: 'While Bert, Lisa, Bentley, Michelle and Jenny are busy on the Dark Planet, let us return to the Evergreen Forest, where another adventure is about to begin.'

PLANET EARTH: THE EVERGREEN FOREST: MR. WILLOW'S STORE
Alvin and Brittany were at the store.
MR. WILLOW: 'So you guys are here for another concert eh?'
ALVIN: 'That's right, Mr. Willow.'
BRITTANY: 'We just came here for some potato chips.'
MR. WILLOW: 'Oh dear. I only have one packet. But the delivery truck will be here in a couple of hours.'
ALVIN: 'We'll take it.'

OUTSIDE THE STORE
Alvin and Brittany left the store holding the one packet.
ALVIN: 'Hey, since I paid, I get to hold the packet. And I'll give half of the chips to you.'
Brittany had a mad look on her face, until Alvin said about sharing the chips. Then she smiled.
BRITTANY: 'Okay Alvin, you got a deal.'
Alvin opened the pack and he reached in and grabbed a pile of chips.
BRITTANY: (looking at Alvin) 'Thanks Alvin.'
Simon, Theodore, Jeanette and Eleanor ran up to them.
SIMON: 'We thought we'd find you here. We need to discuss what songs we should sing at the benefit concert.'
BRITTANY: 'Like, it doesn't matter what we sing, as long as we look good, we have nothing to… Waaaagghh!!!'
As she talked, Brittany walked off ahead of the others, and tripped on a hidden rope tied to a couple of trees. All of a sudden, a net fell on top of Brittany, causing her to drop her chips.
ALVIN: 'Brittany!'
The Weasels came out of hiding.
SMART GUY: 'Ha-Ha! We caught ourselves a hostage.'
BRITTANY: (to the Chipmunks and the other Chipettes) 'Run for it!'
The others ran away, and succeeded in avoiding the gun shots from the Weasels. Alvin on the other hand hid inside a bush.
STUPID: 'They escaped, boss.'
SMART GUY: 'I can see that, you clumsy cretin. But we got one prisoner. We'll take her back with us, to the warehouse.'
Brittany gasped in fear as the Weasels snicker evilly. From his hiding place, Alvin made a determined face.
ALVIN: (to himself) 'I won't let those bozos get away with this.'

THE RACCOONDOMINIUM
Ralph and Melissa were sitting at the table, about to eat some sandwiches. Simon, Theodore, Jeanette and Eleanor ran in.
THEODORE: 'Guys, we've got big problems!'
ELEANOR: 'Brittany's been kidnapped by those weasels!'
RALPH: (shocked) 'What?! I knew there was a prison break last night, but I didn't know who the convicts were.'
MELISSA: 'We knew there were eleven of them. And there are only five weasels.'
RALPH: 'I dread to think who the other six are.'
JEANETTE: 'We gotta save our sister.'
MELISSA: 'Which means we'll need to get some help.'
THEODORE: 'Wait a minute! Alvin's not here.'
SIMON: (sighes) 'Oh no, he must've stayed behind to try and save Brittany.'

MILTON MIDAS' OLD WAREHOUSE
The five Weasels had Brittany tied to a chair.
BRITTANY: 'You weasels won't get away with this!'
SMART GUY: 'Shaddup!'
ROBIN: (from the distance) 'Easy there cousin Smart Guy. We should treat our guest with some respect.'
Robin Steel stepped out of the shadows, followed by Rod Steel, and Milton Midas. They all stepped out from Brittany's left. And from her right, Bix Wheelie, Sid Leech and Uncle Harry stepped out of the shadows.
BRITTANY: (gasp) 'Uncle Harry.'
HARRY: 'That's right.'
SID: 'We were all sent to prison, thanks to Cyril Sneer and those Raccoons.'
MIDAS: 'And it is time we paid him back.'
BIX: 'We found out you and those other chipmunks are friends of the Sneer family.'
ROD: 'Which means you must know most of their secrets.'
Brittany gasped in fear.
SMART GUY: 'Tell us how to disable the Sneer Mansion Vault?'
BRITTANY: (shocked) 'What? But I haven't even seen Cyril's vault.'
Psycho laughed hysterically.
SMART GUY: (slapping Psycho) 'Aaa shaddup! (To Brittany) Don't play dumb with us, Chipette. Now tell us what you know?'
BRITTANY: 'Seriously I don't know.'
SMART GUY: 'Seriously we don't care, about your lies.'
Brittany gasped again.

THE SNEER MANSION: THE OFFICE
Cedric was talking on the phone, and the Pigs were working on making posters for the benefit concert.
CEDRIC: 'That's right Mr. Knox. Another benefit concert this Saturday, in memory of all those who died in New York nine years ago.'
FLOYD: (to Cedric) 'Including Thuy Trang?'
LLOYD: 'Floyd, the concert is for all those who died when the World Trade Center was destroyed on September the eleventh. Thuy Trang died in an automobile accident on September the third.'
FLOYD: 'Well, she should be included. She was my favourite Power Ranger.'
CEDRIC: (still talking on the phone) 'We'll see you at the concert.'
He hung up the phone. Cyril walked in.
CYRIL: 'Well, now that the thirty year anniversary is over, it's time to move on. I thought I'd call Ingrid and ask her out on a date this evening.'
CEDRIC: (happy for Cyril) 'That's great Pop.'
The phone rang, and Cedric answered.
CEDRIC: 'Hello? Hi Melissa. What? You sure? Okay. Thanks Melissa, we'll be over soon.'
He hung up the phone.
CYRIL: 'What's going on?'
CEDRIC: 'Brittany has been captured by the Weasels.'
CYRIL: 'They what?'
SOPHIA: (as she walked in) 'We've gotta save her.'
CYRIL: 'You got that right. Who knows what those weasels are doing to her.'

THE WEREHOUSE
Alvin snuck up and peaked through a window. He saw the bad guys were still interrogating Brittany.
SMART GUY: 'Tell us how to disable the security to the Sneer Mansion Vault.'
BRITTANY: 'I keep telling you I don't know!'
SID: 'I think she's telling the truth.'
SMART GUY: 'Naw, I have the perfect idea to make even the toughest rodent crack. I've been savin' this one for just such an occasion. (laughs wickedly as he reaches into one of his pockets) I found nothing is worse than...(pulls out a white feather, waving it) the feather!'
The other criminals gasp, as does Brittany.
ROBIN: 'Ooh, excellent idea, cous. A few minutes of that, and she'll crack in no time.'
BRITTANY: 'No, wait! Like please no, not that! Anything but that!'
Smart Guy pulls her shoes off with his free hand, revealing Brittany's bare feet.
SMART GUY: 'Yes...that!'
Then Smart Guy uses the feather to tickle Brittany's bare soles. Brittany tries hard not to laugh, but she can't take it.
BRITTANY: (giggling) 'Hehehehehehehehehe Forget it! Hehehehehehehehehe I'll hehehehehehe never talk hehehehehe you fiend! Ahahahahahahaha!"
SMART GUY: 'Too bad, brat. The more you refuse, the tickling continues.'
Smart Guy moves from one foot to the other to tickle Brittany, and the feeling was driving her crazy with laughter.
BRITTANY: 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAHAP IT PLEASEHEHEHEHEHE!'
ROBIN: 'You better start talkin', kid.'
ROD: 'Or you're gonna be very sorry.'
BRITTANY: 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ALREADY AM! HEHEHEHE SORRY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
STUPID: 'Gee, her laugh's almost as bad as Psycho's.'
Psycho looks at Stupid questionably. Eventually Brittany was laughing so hard, tears were streaming down Brittany's face as Smart Guy showed no mercy as he started tickling her faster.
BRITTANY: 'NO MOROHOHOHOHOHOHOEEE PLEASEHEHEHEHEHEHE! I CAN'T TAKAHAHAHAHAHAHEEE THIS! IT'S KILHLHLHLHLHLING MEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!'
Alvin watched from his hiding place.
ALVIN: (to himself) 'He'll get tired of doing it soon. Then I'll be able to rescue you, Brittany.'

TWENTY MINUTES LATER
Brittany was still laughing, and Smart Guy gives up.
HARRY: 'This is gettin' us no where.'
ROBIN: 'I have an idea that will make her squeal. We'll plant her feet in a vat of quick drying cement. Then we'll take her to that toxic lake.'
Brittany gasped. And from the outside, Alvin gasped too.
SMART GUY: 'That sounds like a great idea.'
Alvin stood up, now knowing what he had to do.
ALVIN: 'I've got to get there first.'
Alvin looks around, then heads in the direction of the toxic lake.

THE DARK PLANET
NARRATOR: 'As the adventure on Earth continues, let us return to the adventure on the Dark Planet in outer space. Where we last left off, Bert, Bentley, Lisa, Michelle and Bentley were all surrounded by Sneer's bears at Zydos' lair inside the dark mountain.'

ZYDOS' LAIR
LISA: (raising her fist) 'Power of wind!'
She created a powerful tornado, surrounding the heroes. The bears all got caught in the tornado, and were sent flying against the walls in the room. The Pig Generals ran away screaming, and Sneer raised his fist in anger.
SNEER: 'You ring tailed pests have not heard the last from me!'
He ran off.
JENNY: 'We gotta find Zydos' machine before he can use it.'
BERT: 'Right.'

THE WEAPON ROOM
The five raccoons ran in, and saw the controls to a machine.
JENNY: (pointing at the machine controls) 'That's it!'
Huge doors opened, and Lord Zydos entered the room.
ZYDOS: 'You will not stop me this time you miserable midgets.'
JENNY: 'Oh no, Zydos.'
ZYDOS: 'Dragons surround them!'
An army of Ninja Dragons ran in, surrounding the five heroes, all pointing swords at them.
BENTLEY: (frustrated) 'Not again.'
LISA: (also frustrated) 'This isn't exactly how I wanted to spend my birthday.'
Sneer and the Pigs entered from another door, and they stood beside the giant Zydos.
SNEER: 'This is a glorious day. The end of our raccoon problem.'
ZYDOS: 'That is correct, Sneer. With your facilities and your gold, my doomsday machine is ready. You Earth Raccoons will get the chance to see your precious home planet reduced to dust.'
SNEER: (to Zydos) 'Wait a minute! You said I can take over that planet!'
ZYDOS: 'I lied. I only needed you to provide the money and resources to get back on my own feet. And now that you have, you are of no further use to me.'
As Zydos talked, Sneer looked angry with rage. The Pig Generals looked mad at Zydos. The evil dragon looked mad at the Pig Generals, making them jump in shock.
SNEER: 'This is mutiny!'
ZYDOS: 'You should know by now that life is not fair, pitiful aardvark.'
BERT: (to Sneer) 'What's the matter, Hose Nose? Can't trust anyone?'
SNEER: 'No one double-crosses Cyril Sneer and gets away with it!'
ZYDOS: 'Oh, I think I will get away with it.'
SNEER: 'And why do you say that?'
ZYDOS: (roars) 'Because I'm bigger than you!'
SNEER: (whispering to the Pig Generals) 'I was hoping he didn't figure that one out.'
The Bears ran into the room.
BEARS: 'We await your orders, Imperial Commander.'
SNEER: 'Destroy Zydos' planet destroyer, and do it immediately!'
ZYDOS: 'What?! (to the Ninja Dragons) Forget those raccoons, and stop those bears!'
The Ninja Dragons ran away from the raccoons, to take on the bears.
BERT: 'This is our chance to stop Zydos.'
JENNY: 'Couldn't agree with you more.'
The Bears went into battle with the Ninja Dragons.
PIG GENERALS: (chanting) 'Go Bears Go! Go Bears Go!'
BERT: 'Let's join in. Power of Earth!'
He raised his fist, and the ring lit up. The ground shook, and fists rose up. They slammed down on the Ninja Dragons, knocking them out.
ZYDOS: 'You raccoons will pay for this!'
Two Ninja Dragons confronted Bentley.
BENTLEY: (raising his fist) 'Fire!'
The Dragons' butts were set on fire.
DRAGON 1: 'I smell something burning.'
DRAGON 2: 'Smells like roast dragon.'
DRAGON 1: 'Yeah.'
They licked their lips, feeling hungry. Then all of a sudden they realised what they said.
DRAGONS: (in alert) 'Roast dragon?!'
They looked at each other.
DRAGONS: 'Agghh we're on fire!'
MICHELLE: 'Here let me help. (Raising her fist) Water!'
A strong gush of water landed on the two dragons, putting the fire out.
SNEER: (running up to Zydos' feet) 'That'll teach you to destroy my planet!'
He kicked Zydos' right foot, with his right foot. Then he hopped on his left foot going "ouch ouch ouch ouch!"
ZYDOS: (looking down) 'You Cyril Sneer are making things difficult for yourself. My machine will destroy the Earth, and then I will target your home planet.'
Sneer gasped.
SNEER: 'You wouldn't.'
ZYDOS: (his eyes lit up) 'Yes I will.'
SNEER: 'Hey Raccoons!'
The five raccoons turned to look at Sneer.
SNEER: 'I may not like you, but we can't let this fifty foot dragon destroy our worlds! Stop him at all costs!'
ZYDOS: 'Silence, Cyril Sneer!'
He pointed his finger at Sneer, and zapped him away.
LS LLOYD: 'What have you done with the Imperial Commander?!'
ZYDOS: 'I have sent him on a one way ticket to the vortex of no return. He will be forever trapped in eternal darkness. And you will all join him, unless you pledge your allegiance to me.'
LS FLOYD: 'We will never work for you!'
ZYDOS: (roars) 'Then you will perish as well!'
BERT: 'This is it guys. Our chance to stop Zydos once and for all.'
LS BOYD: 'And how are you guys gonna do that?'
LISA: 'We'll show you.'
The five raccoons raised their fists.
BERT: 'Earth!'
BENTLEY: 'Fire!'
LISA: 'Wind!'
MICHELLE: 'Water!'
JENNY: 'Heart!'
Their rings lit up, and five beams fired out, creating the raccoon superhero, Captain Raccoon.
RACCOON: 'With your powers combined, I am Captain Raccoon!'
ZYDOS: 'You again!'
RACCOON: (magically expanding to giant size) 'So we meet again, Lord Zydos.'
ZYDOS: 'You will not stop me this time, Captain Raccoon. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!'
RACCOON: 'I don't think so. First, I'll stop your plans.'
He magically conjured up his sword, and fired a blast of energy from it, at the planet destroying machine control panel, blowing it up.
ZYDOS: 'No! You just destroyed my machine. The chain reaction will wipe out the whole mountain.'
The whole place started to shake, and explosions were heard.
RACCOON: (grabbing Zydos' hand) 'Let's take this fight outside.'
Captain Raccoon teleported out, taking Zydos with him.
JENNY: 'We must get out of here too. Everybody grab hands!'
The raccoons, the Pig Generals, and the bears, they all grabbed hands.
JENNY: 'Teleport.'
She magically teleported out, taking everyone with her, except the knocked out dragons. Big explosions occurred around the room.

OUTSIDE
Captain Raccoon and Zydos were locked in a fight to the finish. Zydos was also armed with a sword.
ZYDOS: 'Your head will make a good hunting trophy.'
RACCOON: 'I don't believe in hunting myself. But in your case, I'll make an exception.'
The mountain in the background went up in a huge explosion.
ZYDOS: (looking at the mushroom cloud) 'My lair! (To Captain Raccoon) You and those other Raccoons are finished.'
He fired a ray from his fist, and Captain Raccoon fired a ray from his sword. The two rays collided.
ZYDOS: 'Your power is great, Captain Raccoon. But my dark power will overpower your pathetic good power.'
RACCOON: 'We'll see about that, fiend!'
Captain Raccoon fired more power into his attack, and the ray over powered Zydos' ray, and pushed it back towards the evil dragon.
ZYDOS: (scared) 'NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'
Zydos was hit with the full impact of Captain Raccoon's ray, and he went up in a big explosion of light. When the light cleared, Zydos was seen as a stone statue, which immediately crumbled apart and became dust.
Bert, Bentley, Lisa, Michelle and Jenny all materialised, bringing the Pig Generals and the Bears with them.
RACCOON: 'Good news guys. Zydos is no more.'
LS LLOYD: (holding his hat in front of him) 'We may have stopped Zydos, but we lost our Imperial Commander.'
BERT: 'Wait guys. Maybe Cedric should take over the Sneer organisation.'
LISA: 'Yeah, and you guys have a chance to change your ways just like our Cyril Sneer did.'
LS BOYD: (smiling) 'You think so, guys?'
BENTLEY: 'Yeah. And if you can convince them you've changed, your Bert, Ralph and Melissa might help out as well.'
LS LLOYD: 'In that case, we'll do it.'
LS Lloyd shook hands with Bert.
NARRATOR: 'The darkness known as Lord Zydos, was gone forever. And even though he was evil throughout most of his life, the Imperial Commander Sneer will be remembered for the sacrifice he made. Now let us return to the Evergreen Forest, and find out what the criminals are planning to do with Brittany.'

PLANET EARTH: THE EVERGREEN FOREST: THE TOXIC LAKE
The bad guys stood in front of Brittany, whose feet were now in a block of solid cement. And she was placed near the edge of the toxic lake.
SMART GUY: 'This is last chance, rodent.'
ROBIN: 'Yeah. TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW!!'
BRITTANY: 'I told you nearly a hundred times I don't know anything.'
SMART GUY: 'Suit yourself, brat.'
Alvin was there, standing on the other side of the lake.
ALVIN: 'It's a good thing I came here first before those crooks. Now I can rescue Brittany without the others, and show her how brave I can be.'
He climbed up a nearby tree and walked onto a branch. He grabbed a hold of a sturdy vine, and looked towards Brittany and the bad guys.
ROD: 'She's not worth it, Popsy.'
ROBIN: 'You're right, son. Into the lake with her!'
BRITTANY: 'No!'
The bad guys grabbed Brittany and tossed her towards the lake. Alvin came along doing a Tarzan yell, swinging on the vine, and manages to catch Brittany before she could touch the toxic lake.
ALVIN: 'Me Alvin, you Brittany. (looking towards the camera) I've waited the whole episode to say that.
They both manage to swing far away from the toxic lake, but the heavy weight of the cement concealing Brittany's feet weighs them down. Alvin lands on his behind, while as Brittany lands, the impact cracks the cement, releasing Brittany's bare feet.
BRITTANY: (clutching her right leg) 'Oww!'
ALVIN: (standing up) 'What's wrong?'
BRITTANY: (in pain) 'It's my ankle! I think it's twisted!'
ALVIN: (concerned) 'Can you still walk?'
BRITTANY: (getting up) 'I'll try.'
She walked, then she slipped and began to fall. Alvin caught her just in time.
ALVIN: 'You're hurt. I'd better carry you. Climb into my arms.'
Brittany climbed into Alvin's arms. They looked behind as the bad guys came running towards them.
ROD: 'Don't let them get away!'
BRITTANY: (scared) 'Run Alvin!'
ALVIN: (also scared) 'You don't have to tell me twice.'
They ran for it. They ran across the forest, and up to the edge of a waterfall.
ALVIN: 'Great, a dead end.'
They turned back and saw the villains running towards them. Then they looked at each other. And Alvin leaped off of the edge of the waterfall, with Brittany still in his arms. The villains ran up to the edge. They disappeared in the mist with Alvin's cap falling into the river below.
SID: (confused) 'Where'd they go?'
SMART GUY: 'Those two must have committed suicide.'
ROBIN: 'You're right cous. Let's amscray.'
They turned around, only to be confronted by Officer Aardvark and Officer Raccoon. The policemen who look and behave like Cyril and Bert. Behind them were six more policemen.
OFFICER AARDVARK: 'You thugs are all going back to jail!'
OFFICER RACCOON: 'Yeah, and I lost my peanut butter time because of you guys breaking out of prison…'
OFFICER AARDVARK: 'Quiet Raccoon!'
OFFICER RACCOON: 'Yes sir.'
SID: 'It looks like the jig is up.'
ROBIN: 'We almost got away with it too.'
BIX: 'With what? Dumping an innocent girl into a contaminated lake? That is too evil of you guys. You all disgust me!'
The others jumped in shock. Bix crossed his arms and looked away.
BIX: (thinking as he looked up into the sky) 'When I've done my time, I'm going straight.'
OFFICER AARDVARK: 'In fact, it's only the weasels who are insane.'
OFFICER RACCOON: 'That's right. You, Smart Guy started the prison riot. And the rest of you joined the weasels, because you all wanted to get back at the one who put you all in prison in the first place…'
OFFICER AARDVARK: 'I said "Quiet"!'
ROBIN/ SMART GUY: 'Aw, crud.'

THE DARK PLANET
A rocket with the Sneer symbol on the side, launched into the air, and went into space. The five raccoons waved goodbye to it.
BENTLEY: 'There goes the Pig Generals.'
BERT: 'And the Bears.'
LISA: 'With their Cedric now in charge of the Sneer Empire, there will be peace on their home world.'
JENNY: 'Now we must return to our home worlds.'
MICHELLE: 'Yeah, I already miss my friends back home. Ralph, Melissa, Cyril, Cedric, and even the Chipmunks and the Chipettes.'
LISA: (gasp) 'Oh my gosh. They must have arrived in the forest now for that concert this weekend.'
BERT: 'Now we have a reason to go home right away. Yahoo!'

PLANET EARTH: EVERGREEN FOREST
Bert, Lisa, Bentley and Michelle magically appeared outside in the clearing.
BERT: 'Ahh, home sweet home.'
They saw a crowd of people in the distance, coming their way. Cyril, Cedric, Sophia, Ralph, Melissa, George, Nicole, Lawrence, Margaret, Schaeffer, Broo, Snag, Penny, Ingrid, Mr. Knox, Lady Baden-Baden, Alicia, Melanie, Zoza, Lloyd, Floyd, Boyd, Wendo, Toof, Simon, Theodore, Jeanette and Eleanor.
BERT: 'Hey what's going on?'
CYRIL: 'Some criminals have escaped prison and captured Brittany. And now Alvin's also gone missing.'
LISA: (surprised) 'What?'
CYRIL: 'And where have you guys been?'
MICHELLE: 'We just saved the whole universe from an evil dragon named Zydos. Oh, and your evil self sacrificed himself to stop him.'
CYRIL: (confused) 'Okay.'
BERT: 'Never mind that. We gotta find our friends.'

NEAR THE WATERFALL
Broo and Snag lead them all to where waterfall met the river, and Penny found Alvin's cap on the shore.
PENNY: 'Look what I found!
BENTLEY: 'It's Alvin's cap. He never goes anywhere without it.'
Everyone looks up at the waterfall, then back to the river.
RALPH: 'I don't see 'em anywhere, do you?'
GEORGE: (sad tone) 'No, Ralph. It's swallowed them up.'
Everyone gasps.
THEODORE: 'No way!'
ELEANOR: 'It just can't be.'
JEANETTE: 'How are we gonna explain this to Miss Miller?'
SIMON: 'How are we going to explain it to Dave?'
SOPHIA: (gasps, hands on cheeks) 'Oh, no...'
Sophia bursts into tears, and starts crying into Cedric's shoulder who wraps his arms around her.
CEDRIC: 'Oh there, there, Sophia.' (sniffles)
BERT: 'Those two were some of our best friends.'
LISA: 'Now they're...gone.'
Tears start streaming down Lisa's face as well. Bert hugs Lisa tenderly, crying also. Cyril sits on a rock, and he looks low as well.
CYRIL: 'I know those two could be a pain in my side sometimes. But I never said I wanted them to disappear.' (sniffles softly)
Bentley too was holding onto Penny, both crying.
Broo and Snag sensed everyone's sadness and started howling. Suddenly Broo looked up and saw a shadow over them.
BROO: 'Hey...what's that?'
SNAG: 'I dunno pup, but our masters should know about this.'
BROO: 'Right, c'mon.'
Broo and Snag started barking, and looked up as though to tell the others something. They all looked up and saw an amazing sight.
Alvin was up in the air, blowing a bubblegum bubble like a balloon and he was carrying Brittany in his arms.
BERT: 'I can't believe what I'm seeing.'
LISA: 'No way.'
Cedric and Sophia looked as well, and gasp.
CEDRIC: 'Pop, look!'
Cyril looked up, gasped, and his cigar fell from his mouth.
CYRIL: 'ALVIN?!!!! You procrastinating troublemaker of a chipmunk! What's the idea of scaring us half to death?!'
SOPHIA: 'Cyril, isn't it enough that they're okay?'
CYRIL: (tries to calm down) 'Well, I...I guess so.'
Alvin manages to land with his feet on the ground just moments before the bubble pops. He placed Brittany on the ground.
BRITTANY: (standing up) 'Hey, I think my ankle's better.'
The others ran up to him.
BERT: 'How did you survive?'
ALVIN: 'That's simple. And here's a flashback to help explain.'

FLASHBACK SCENE
Alvin and Brittany ran up to the edge of the waterfall, with the bad guys chasing them.
ALVIN: (Voice Over) 'I remembered I had a pack of big blow bubblegum in my pocket.'
BRITTANY: (Voice Over) 'I took out the packet of bubblegum and gave it to Alvin.'
ALVIN: (V.O.) 'I swallowed a piece of gun, and then leaped off the edge. And I was able to blow a big bubble just before we hit the rocks below the waterfall. We came back up a few yards away, and we saw the bad guys getting cornered by the police officers.'
CYRIL: (V.O.) 'Ahh, so they did succeed in rounding up those crooks.'
BRITTANY: (V.O.) 'We even heard Bix scolding them for what they almost did to me. I think he's different from the others, especially those weasels.'
WENDO: (V.O.) 'Maybe he's gonna follow the right path like we have.'
As they talked, flashback scenes of what they described took place.
END OF FLASHBACK SCENE

PRESENT
ALVIN: 'We landed on a cliff above, on the other side of the waterfall, and we rested. Then we heard you guys below. I picked up Brittany again, and blew another bubble…'
RALPH: 'And that's when we saw you coming down.'
ALVIN: 'That's right.'
SIMON: 'Alvin, your resourcefulness always astounds me.'
ALVIN: 'Oh and Bert, next time you plan an adventure and we're visiting, be sure to include us as well, ok?'
BERT: (chuckles) 'Right, sorry about that.'
BRITTANY: (to Alvin, bringing her arms around him) 'My hero...'
ALVIN: (embarrassed) 'Brittany, not in front of the guys.'
BRITTANY: 'Let 'em look.'
Then Brittany gave Alvin a bunch of kisses, and when she's finished Alvin is seen to have kiss marks all over his cheeks and pink hearts in his eyes. Then his face went as red as his sweater as Penny went to place his cap back onto his head.
LISA: 'Hey guys. Aren't we forgetting something important about today?'
NICOLE: 'You're right. And it's all waiting for you at the cafe.'

BLUE SPRUCE CAFE
The whole gang were there, for Lisa's birthday party. The jukebox was playing Lisa Lougheed's non-Raccoons song, "Won't Give Up My Music".
LISA: (with tears of joy) 'Oh, this is wonderful.'
BERT: (holding out a present) 'Here's my gift. I hope you like it, Lisa.'
Lisa opened the present, and got out the blue clothes she mentioned about the other day.
LISA: 'Oh Bert this is wonderful.'
She hugged Bert and kissed him, making Bert blush.
BERT: 'It was nothing.'
CYRIL: (handing out a small present) 'Here's something I got you. I know you're a big fan of the Chipettes, so I got you their latest single.'
Lisa opened it, and looked at the CD.
LISA: 'The Chipettes' version of Lady Gaga's "Just Dance". Thank you, Mr. Sneer.'
NARRATOR: 'Lisa Raccoon got many great presents from her friends in the Evergreen Forest.'

SATURDAY: THE FOREST BOWL
NARRATOR: 'And on Saturday, the nine-eleven benefit concert took place. Everyone was there to watch the Chipmunks and the Chipettes, sing in honour of all those who died in 2001.'
The Chipmunks and the Chipettes were performing "We Are Family"
RALPH: (to Melissa) 'It's amazing how many great adventures we have had around the Evergreen Forest. The Ice Hockey match. The Grand Prix. Travelling through the Sneer Mansion's security system. The Track and Field games. Discovering that fake monster of the Evergreen Lake. Fixing the Evergreen 5-0-4. Stopping that fake Cyril Sneer, and going to Cedric and Sophia's wedding. We must have had at least a hundred adventures altogether.'
Melissa giggled.
MELISSA: 'I think we have, Ralph.'
The Chipmunks and the Chipettes continued singing as the concert went on.


THE END


MUSIC
LISA LOUGHEED: Better 4 Me
LISA LOUGHEED: Won't Give Up My Music
THE CHIPMUNKS & THE CHIPETTES: We Are Family


10.9.2010
My 36th Raccoons fanfic, and the 100th Raccoons adventure.

Lord Zydos plots revenge against the Raccoons for foiling his scheme the last time. Bert, Bentley, Lisa and Michelle team up with Jenny to stop Zydos. And while they're away, several criminals escape from the Evergreen Prison.
© 2010 - 2024 Megamink1997
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ChipmunkRaccoonOz's avatar
I really enjoyed doing this one - especially the side story about Brittany getting kidnapped, Alvin coming to her rescue, and the scene at the end where the gang realize that they survived their fall